bar hopping
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Loading ...Two guys wanted to go out and drink but the problem was that they had no money to buy beer. One of the guys had an idea. He went to go buy a hotdog at one of the street stands. He told his friend that when they go to the bars they just ring up their tab and then I’ll pull out the hotdog and you will start sucking on it. His friend said it wouldn’t work. The other guy said it would make the bartender so pissed and grossed out, he would kick them out the bar. So the two guys went to the first bar and had their tag rung up and one of the guys pulled out the hotdog while the other dropped to his knees and started sucking. They went to a couple more bars and when they finally got home, the guy that had to suck the hotdog said, “That was totally wrong to do! my jaw hurts too. The other guy said, “That’s because I lost the hotdog at the second bar!”
