Barney is Satan (yes, the ‘cute’ purple dinosaur)

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1) The Romans had no letter “U” in their alphabet.

2) The Romans used the letter “V” for “U.”

3) Using the Roman alphabet: CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR becomes CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR.

4) Extracting the Roman numerals from CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR, we get C, V, V, L, D, I, V.

5) Substitute the decimal equivalents for the Roman numerals: C=100, V=5, L=50, D=500, I=1.

6) Add all decimal equivalents: C=100, V=5, V=5, L=50, D=500, I=1, V=5

7) The total of the above numbers is 666.
8) In the Bible, 666 is the mark of the Beast.

9) The Beast is Satan.

10) Therefore . . .

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