Baseball in Heaven
There were two baseball players whom had been friends for a long time. Well, they had made a promise to each other that if one had died before the other that he would come back and tell him how heaven was.
As fate would have it, one of the men died in a car crash a couple of weeks later. One night while he was getting ready to go to bed, his dead buddy appeared in his room, so he asked him, “How is Heaven?”
He said “I have some good news and some bad news.”
“Well, tell me the good news.”
“The good news is in Heaven we play baseball all the time.”
“Well, what’s the bad news?”
“Tomorrow you’re pitching.”