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Loading ...girl: I’d like a triple vanilla ice-cream sundae with chocolate syrup, nuts, and lots of whipped cream.
waiter: is that with a cherry on top?
girl: heavens no! I’m on a diet.
An accountant got out of bed and complained that he had not slept a wink .
“why didn’t you count sheep?” his wife asked
“I did, that is what got me into trouble,” the accountant replied ” I made a mistake during the first hour, and it took me until this morning to correct it.”
baby skunk: Can I have a chemistry set?
mama skunk: What ! and smell up the house.
