Bathroom Concern

Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation problem. “It’s terrible,” she said. “I haven’t moved my bowels in a week.”

“I see. Have you done anything about it?” asked the doctor.

“Oh, yes,” she replied. “I sit in the bathroom for a half hour in the morning and again at night.”

“No,” the doctor said. “I mean do you take anything?”

“Of course,” she answered. “I take a magazine in with me each time.”

This joke is filed under Medical, Religious.