Be Prepared

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A man wakes up his wife during the night with a glass of water in one hand and two aspirins in the other.

She asks, “What’s this for?”

“This is for your headache,” he says.

She replies, “But I don’t have a headache.”

He smiles and says, “Gotcha!”

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