Bear Hunting
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Loading ...Three guys,a Russian, a Swede and a Czech, decided that they wanted to go bear hunting. They read all the books, asked the pros for advice, and got all the state of the art equipment.
When they got to the reserve they told the guard on duty, “If we don’t come back in three days, come looking for us.” And with that taken care of they drove on into the wilderness.
Three days passed and still the guys hadn’t shown up, so the guard called the police and started searching for the men. Soon enough they saw two bears, one male and one female, who looked quite fat.
Figuring that the bears had eaten the hunters, the guard shot the female, cut her open and found the Russian and the Swede, unfortunately they were dead.
He then said to his comrades, “Well I guess the Czech’s in the male.”