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A bear & rabbit are takin’ a shit in the woods.

The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, “Excuse me, but do you heve trouble with shit sticking to your fur?”

The rabbit replies, “No,I don’t.”

So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

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