Bed, Couch or Floor ?

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A man entered very slowly into this hooker’s room.

Looking at his slowness in walking and unbuttoning shirt, the hooker became impatient and said, “Come on hurry up, I have more business to do.”

Now for you the rate is, $10 on the floor, $20 on the couch, and $30 on the bed.

Pay the service charge first and get down to work.”

The guy opened his wallet and put thirty dollar neatly on the bed. “I see, so you want me on the bed?”

“No, on the floor, three times.”

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