Bedroom Surprises
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Loading ...A woman has been married to her husband for ten years, and for all those ten years her husband insisted on making love in the dark. No matter how much she asked him, he would never turn the lights on.
One night she grew tired of this and turned on the light while they were making love and saw that he was using a dildo.
She said, “Honey, is this what you’ve been using all this time? How could you do this?! Explain yourself this instant!”
The husband said “OK, I’ll explain, but first you’d better explain our two kids.”
