Bedside Manners

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My husband was just coming out of anesthesia after having surgery in the hospital, and I was sitting at his bedside.

His eyes started to open and he quietly uttered, “You’re beautiful.”

He soon drifted back to sleep, and after awhile he woke up and said, “You’re cute.”

“What happened to beautiful?” I asked him.

“The drugs are wearing off,” he replied.

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