Beer Guzzler
A guy walks into the pub and orders 5 large glasses of beer. Before the barman can blink they’re gone. 1 2 3 4 5! The barman looks at him and says, “Wow, you sure downed those quick!”
The man says, “Well you’d drink that fast too if you had what I’ve got.”
“And what’s that?” the barman asked
“Twenty Cents.”