Best Advice He’s Ever Been Given

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General Mark W. Clark, noted for his service during World War II in Europe, Africa and the Far East, was once asked what was the best advice he had ever been given. “To marry the girl I did,” he replied.

“And who gave you that advice?” was the next question.

“She did,” said the general.

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