Better Listen to your Kids

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True Story.

When Courtney was 2 1/2, her dad took her with him to Sears. Dad was busy talking with a salesman about a new hot water heater. Of course, he was paying more attention to the salesman than to his daughter, who kept interrupting him.

“Just a minute, Courtney, he told her.”

Suddenly, Dad heard a toilet lid close, and it dawned on him just what Courtney had been saying! He quickly ended his conversation with the salesman before discovering that his potty-trained daughter had used one of the display toilets, without any attached plumbing, to poopie.

Father and daughter made the quickest Sears exit ever seen!

I think he finally bought that hot water heater at Home Depot.

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