Beware of Chinese Bartenders
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Loading ...A man walks into a Chinese restaurant to have dinner but the maitre’d informs him that there will be at least a twenty-minute wait. The maitre’d then asks the man, “Would you like to wait in the bar?”
So the man goes into the bar and the bartender asks, “So what’ll it be?”
The man replies, “Give me a Stoli with a twist.”
The bartender squints at him for a few seconds, then smiles and says, “Once upon time there were ‘four’ little pigs…”