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Loading ...One day a man walks into his backyard while his wife was tending the flowers, and says to his wife, “Hunny, your ass has gotten to be as big as the grill!”
She gets up and says, “That’s not a nice thing to say!” and goes back to work.
He comes back out with a tape measure…”Yup, surely ennough, your ass is as big as the grill!”
The next Day he hugs his wife and nudges her. “What do you want?” she asks. “You know what I want…” he says.
So she says, “If you think I’m firing up this big ass grill, for that little weiner, your crazy!”