Big Mistake
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Loading ...A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But officer,” the man began, “I can explain…”
“Just be quiet,” snapped the officer. “I`m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.”
“But, officer, I just wanted to say…”
“And I said to keep quiet! You`re going to jail!”
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, “Lucky for you that the chief`s at his daughter`s wedding. He`ll be in a good mood when he gets back.”
“Don`t count on it,” answered the fellow in the cell. “I`m the groom.”
