bigger isn’t always better…
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Loading ...Jason was a strapping handsome seventeen-year-old guy who was short-changed in the brains and equipment departments.
His sister Tracy was sixteen and lacked nothing in either department, so he depended on her for advice.
One day in the kitchen when the rest of the family was still asleep, he said to her, “I was at the beach yesterday and I got the feeling that a lot of girls were whispering and giggling about me. Why would they do that?”
“Well, Jason,” Tracy replied, “you’re a big strong guy, so the girls expect you to be big…..everywhere, if you get my meaning.”
“What can I do about it?” he asked.
Tracy thought for a moment. “Here”, she said. She took a huge potato from the pantry. “We’ll go to the beach together today, but before you come out of the changing room, stick this in your bathing suit.” She handed him the potato.
At the beach, Tracy was applying suntan lotion while she waited for Jason on a blanket near the water.
Before she saw him, she could hear girls laughing and she knew something was wrong. As Jason approached she couldn’t see the potato at first, but then she realized the mistake.
“Jason,” she said. “I meant for you to stick the potato in FRONT!!!”
