Bill in the Barn
Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton and Al Gore are driving through the country when suddenly their car breaks down. They then walk to the nearest farm where the farmer offers them a room for the night. Unfortunately, there is only room for two people to stay in there so says that one of them will have to sleep in the barn. Al Gore offers to sleep in there.
At about midnight there is a knock on the door. Al is standing there and says, “Listen, I’d love to sleep in the barn, but there is a pig in there and I can’t stand pigs.” So Hillary then offers to sleep in the barn.
About 2 hours later there is a knock at the door and Hillary is standing there and says, “I’d also like to stay in the barn but there is a cow in there and I’m allergic to cows.
Bill stands up and says, “Fine I’ll sleep in the damn barn!”
About 10 minutes later there is a knock at the door. It was the cow and the pig.