Bill’s Confession to Chaplain, Air Force One
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Loading ...The Chaplain on Air Force One tells the President, “Sir, the Captain has just told me he’s losing control of the plane. We’ll probably crash. Is there anything you want to share with the Lord?”
“Well,” Bill says, hesitantly, “I was intimate with your wife in the Oval Ofice when you were out of town.”
“Sir, respectfully,” the Chaplain replied, “everybody already knows that part of your character. Is there a REAL SIN you want to share before we crash?”
Bill thinks hard for a beat, then exclaims: “Your daughter had final exams that day and wasn’t able to join us!”
