Bill’s Parrot
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Loading ...Bill buys a parrot for his family in the White House one day.
So they go on a vacation and Bill tells the secret service to keep good care of it.
While away the bird dies, so the secret service go in and out of every pet shop looking for a new parrot.
One agent goes into a pet shop and sees the same exact bird. Markings and everything.
So he goes to the owner and says, “Sir, I need to buy that parrot over there.”
The owner goes, “I’m sorry I can’t sell you that parrot.”
“But I need to have that parrot, I’ll pay anything.”
“I’m sorry I can’t give you that parrot, it came from a whore house.”
“I’ll pay anything just give me that damn parrot.”
So he gets the parrot and takes it to the White House. A week later the Clintons come home.
Hillary walks into the room where the parrot is. “Ugly Bitch, ugly bitch.” Hillary looks around, “who taught you that?” The parrot doesn’t say anything.
Chelsey walks in. “Fuck you, Fuck you.” Chelsy looks around, “Who taught you that?” “Fuck you.”
Bill walks in. “HI BILL.”