Billy the Clint
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Remake of and inspired by one of the previous JOWs called “Billy the Kid”
Young Billy wanted to be the best, quickest lover in the World, and when he spotted Casanova having a beer in a bar, he asked if he could have a word with him.
“Sure, son, what’s on your mind?” asks Giacomo, looking up at the young man.
“Sir, I want to be the best and quickest lover there is, and I’d be in your debt if you’d give me a lesson or two,” says Billy.
“Well, the first thing I’d do,” says Casanova, “is take your lady to some good restaurant for a romantic dinner to warm her up.”
The same night Billy asks Madonna for a date, takes her to a really nice restaurant and spents a wonderful night with her. Next day he accosts Casanova again: “Hey, you were right,” says Billy. “What else?”
“Be tender, son, lick her all the way down. Chicks love that shit,” suggests Giacomo.
Billy does as Casanova recommends, and comes back after a wild night with Pamela Anderson. “This is great, Giacomo” says the delighted Billy, “anything more?”
“One more thing,” says Casanova. “Always put on a condom”
“You mean so it’ll slide in and out faster and smoother?” says young Billy.
“No,” says Giacomo, “so when you do Monica Lewinski they don’t find no spots on her dress”
