Bingo!
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Loading ...There is this young attractive married woman who wants expensive jewelry, designer clothes and fast cars but her husband is not so well off. One day, she comes home late wearing a gold necklace. Her husband, who has been waiting for her, asks, “Where did you get that necklace.”
The woman says, “I won it at the bingo.”
Three days later, the woman again comes home late wearing a mink coat. Her husband asks, “Where did you get that mink coat?”
The woman says, “I won it at the bingo.”
A week later, the woman comes home driving a brand new Jaguar. Her husband asks with suspicion, “Where did you get that car? At the bingo?”
The woman snaps back, “Oh shut up! I’m too tired to talk to you! Why don’t you just be a good boy and prepare a hot bath for me. I need to relax.” The husband stomps off to the bathroom.
A few minutes later, the woman enters the bathroom only to find the bath tub with very little water. She calls for her husband and demands to know why the bath tub isn’t filled with water.
Her husband replies, “I don’t want your bingo card to get wet!”
