Birthday Boy

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The son of a farmer had just turned 18, and for his birthday, the farmer gave him some cash and said, “Now son, I want you to go to the city and have yourself some fun.”

The son gladly took the money and took off to the city. After a few hours he returned very happy. Noticing this, the farmer asked, “How was it, son? Did you get some?”

The son replied, “Yeah dad, look at all the things I bought.”

“You mean you didn’t fuck?”

The son answered, “Fuck, what is fuck.”

So the farmer called his wife and told her to undress, get on the bed, and spread her legs which she did.

“You don’t know what fuck is, well let me show you, see that hole between mom’s legs? Watch me!”

“Oh, ok, now I understand,” said the son.

Suddenly the sister goes into the room and says, “Oh, no. What is dad doing to mom.”

“Don’t worry,” said the son, “they’re just fucking.”

“Fucking! What is fucking?” asked the sister

“Well, you see that hole between dad’s legs? Watch me!”

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