Black Sponge
A little boy accidentally walks into the bathroom and sees his mother naked.
The little boy in awe says, “Mommy, what is that?!”
His mother replied with, “Ahh, it’s my black sponge…now, go outside and play.”
The next day, the little boy once again walked into the bathroom and saw his mother naked.
The little boy asked, “Mommy, what happened to your black sponge?”
The mother replied, “I lost it…now, go outside and play.”
The next day, the little boy came running into the house yelling and screaming.
His mother asked him what was wrong…The little boy said that he found her black sponge.
His mother replied, “Well, where is it?!”
The little boy answered, “The neighbor lady is using it to wash dad’s face!”