Black & White powders
A guy enters a bank to see about getting a business loan.
“What kind of business do you want to start?” asks the bank manager.
“I have some black powder. You sprinkle it on pussy and it makes it taste like a peach.”
“I don’t think we can give you a loan,” was the reply, so the guy left.
A few months later he went into the bank with a wheel barrel filled with money. The same bank manager came up to him and remarked, “Congratulations, I guess that idea for black powder really paid off.”
“Nah, that didn’t go anywhere. I made my money with this white powder.”
“Really?” replied the bank manager. “What does it do?”
“Give me a peach and I’ll show you.”