BLIND MAN’S REVENGE
A blind man was standing on a corner waiting for the traffic signal to change so he could cross the street. A stray dog comes walking up to him, hoisted his leg and urinates on the blind man’s pant leg. The blind man then reaches into a paper sack and brings out a cookie and holds it down to the dog.
Another pedestrian who was watching this says to the blind man, “Good lord, you’re not going to reward that damn dog for what he has done to you?”
The blind man replies, “Hell no, I’m just trying to fiqure out which end his head is on so I can kick his ass!!!”