Blond and the tree
A blonde was driving one day. She swerves to the left then to the right. Suddenly a police officer pulls her over and askes, “What’s wrong? why do you keep swerving?” The blond replies, “I saw a tree to my right so I swerved to the left, then I saw a tree to my right so I swerved to my left.” Then the police officer says, “MA’M thats your air freshner.”