Blonde
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(1 votes, average: 3 out of 5) Loading ...A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She walks into her boyfriends aparment and he is in a red heads arms. The boyfriend gets up and says, “Honey what are you doing here?” She pulls out the gun and points it at her boyfrien then at her head. The boyfriend yells, “Honey don’t do it!” The blonde yells backat him, “Shutup your next!
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A blonde dials 911 to report that her car has been broken into.
She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher.
“They’ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal,
and even the accelerator!” she cries.
The 911 dispatcher says, “Stay calm. An officer is on the way.
He will be there in two minutes.”
Before the police get to the crime scene, however,
the 911 dispatcher’s telephone rings a second time,
and the same blonde is on the line again.
“Never mind,” giggles the blonde,
“I got in the back seat by mistake.”
Blonde
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...What do you call a blonde in the front seat of a car?
An air bag.
What do you call a blonde in the back seat of the car?
A full load.