Blonde ambition
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Sick and tired of hearing all those nasty blonde jokes and of how all blondes are perceived to be dumb, this blonde is determined to show her husband that blondes are really smart. While her husband is off to work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.
The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 pm and smells the distinct smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.
He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He rushes over and asks, “Jeez, are you all right?”
She slowly nods her head to signify that she is okay.
“What are you doing?” he asks incredulously.
“I wanted to prove that not all blonde women are dumb,” she explains. “And I wanted to do it by painting the house.”
“Well, why do you have both a ski jacket and a fur coat on?” he asks dumbfounded.
“Well,” she says. “I was reading the directions on the paint can and it said: ‘For best results, put on two coats.’”