Blonde And A Bird

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A blonde bought a bird expecting it to talk. After a few days the bird had not said a thing. So she went back to the pet store and asked what she could do to make the bird talk. The guy said to get the bird a ladder so she bought a ladder. The bird never talked.

She went back to the store again and asked what she could do to make her bird talk. The guy said to get the bird a swing. She got a swing. The bird never talked.

She went back to the store again and asked what more could she do. The guy told her to get the bird a mirror. She goes back to the store after a few days and the guy asks her, “Did you get your bird to talk?”

The blonde says, “Well he died, but his last and only word was ‘Food!’”

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