Blonde, Brunette, Redhead
There were 3 friends: a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They went on a trip by car. They were driving along when their car broke down. They decided to camp out.
The brunette said, “I’ll get the sleeping bags so we don’t have to sleep on the hard, dirty ground.”
The redhead said, “I’ll get the cantines so when we get thirsty we’ll have water near.”
The blonde said, “Well, I’ll take the door off the car so when we get hot we can roll the window down.”