Blonde calls home
There was this young blonde away from home in a foreign country, and she wanted to call her grandmother back in the US. Because of the country’s crappy economy, the blonde had to go to a large communications center to make the call.
Upon arriving she asked a man working there how much a call to the US would cost. He responded, “The call will cost $200.”
Being low on money, the blonde questioned if there was any other way she could reach her grandma.
“Not that I know of,” replied the man.
“Are you sure?” asked the blonde, “I’ll do anything to talk to my grandma.”
“Anything?” asked the man.
“Anything,” replied the blonde.
“Ok then, maybe there is something I can do for you, follow me,” said the man with a gleam in his eye.
The man lead her into a dark room where he pulled down his pants and said, “Ok, now do what you gotta do.”
The blonde obeyed and put his dick up to her mouth and said, “Hello, Grandma?”