BLONDE COWGIRL
One day a blonde was horseback riding. Everything was
going fine until the horse started going too fast and
bouncing out of control.
The blonde tried with all her might to hang on but soon was thrown off. With her foot caught in the stirrup, she fell head first to the ground.
Her head continued to bounce on the ground as the horse
would not stop or even slow down.
Just as the blonde was about to give up hope and was losing consciousness….
the Kmart manager came out and unplugged the horse!