Blonde Death

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A blonde was going to hang herself, so she took a rope and a small ladder and headed to a tree in the park.

A man passed her as she was setting everything up. He thought nothing of it, so he left.

He came back later that day and saw the blonde sitting in the tree with the rope around her neck.

“What happened to you? Why do you have a rope around your neck?” asked the man. The blonde looked at him and simply said, “I was going to hang myself but the rope hurt my neck and I couldn’t breathe.”

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