Blonde newlywed

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A week after their marriage, these newlyweds paid a visit to their doctor.

“I can’t figure it out Doctor, my testicles are turning purple!?.”

The doctor examined him and confirmed the unusual condition. He asked the wife (a blonde, of course), “Are you using the diaphragm I prescribed?”

“Yes.” she replied.

“And what kind of jelly are you using?” the doctor then asked.

“Grape.” she said.

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