BLONDE NURSES’ HANDBOOK #2
Anesthesia…Movie about crazy Russian girl
Aorta…Responsibility, as in “Aorta empty that bedpan”
Atrophy…Bowling team award
Blue Baby…Newborn Smurf
Caplet…Beanie
Coccyx…More than one dick
Colon…Punctuation mark
Coma….Ditto
Diarrhea…Little book of personal thoughts
Eroded Disc…Worn out LP
Fibula…Little white lie
Fractures…One half, one third…numbers like that
Hyperextension…Extra-long telephone cord
Lobotomy…Getting your ears pierced
Medicine…Invented lightbulb
Shingles…Those thingys on roof
Spinal Tap…Rock band or dance step
Sternum…Canned heat for camping
Tongue Depressor…Makes tongue sad
X-rayed…Porno movie