Blonde On a Boeing 747

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Coming on board the Boeing 747 for the first time in her life, the young blonde can hardly contain her excitement and nervousness at riding a jumbo jet for the very first time. In fact, she is so giddy with excitement that she can barely contain herself. To release tension caused by her nervousness, she starts running up and down the aisle from seat to seat, happily chanting in a very loud voice,

“BOEING! BOEING! BOEING! BOEING!”

Hearing the ruckus outside the cockpit, the pilot gets up to see what’s the commotion about. When he sees the blonde going up and down the aisle shouting at the top of her voice, the pilot gets so angry that he screams at the blonde, “BE SILENT!”

After the pilot tells off the blonde who stops chanting and running, there is such a deathly silence in the cabin that you can almost hear a pin drop. All eyes of the passengers are at the blonde who stands there looking all the more confused instead of chastened by the pilot’s harsh order. Instead, she continues running down the aisle, this time chanting in a loud voice,

“OEING ! OEING ! OEING ! OEING!”

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