Blonde on job interview
A business man was looking for a new secretary and this very blonde girl came for an interview.
He kept asking her about her qualifications but the answers were so dumb that he had to think of something else to keep from laughing out loudly.
But the interview was amusing him, so he asked her some simple questions like how old she was.
The girl counted on her fingers and finally came up with 22.
Then he asked her her height.
The girl stepped up to the wall, measuring herself with her hand and saying: “This big!”.
The man the asked for her name.
She kept nodding her head from side to side while looking at the celing and finally came up with Mandy.
The man couldn’t help it, he had to ask what that nodding was all about.
“Oh,” the girl answered, “I just had to sing through ‘Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday…’”