Blonde reunion
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Loading ...A blonde was sitting at a bar getting drunk. Another blonde who was also quite drunk stumbled up to her and said, “You look familiar. Are you from around here?”
“Why yes,” said the first blonde, “I grew up here.”
“I did too,” said the first blonde, “let’s have a drink to the best town in the world!” Down they pour a drink.
So, the first blonde says, “I guess that means you went to Johnson High School here? I graduated in ‘72.”
“Yes I did,” says the first blonde, “and I also graduated from Johnson High School in ‘72. Let’s have another drink to the best school in the world!”
So down pours yet another drink.
About this time a regular who’s been watching this calls over the bartender and asks, “What the heck is going on with those two blondes?”
The bartender says, “Oh, it’s just the Smith twins, getting drunk again.”