A blonde worked as a secretary. One day, her boss saw her crying at her desk. He asked her what was wrong.

She said, “I’ve just had a phone call from my aunt, my mother is dead.”

The boss offered to let her take some days off work. she said “It’s okay, I need to stay and keep working.” The boss was sympathetic, and then went to his office.

Later on, the boss decided to check on his secretary, and found her crying again, hysterically.

When he asked her what was wrong, she replied, “I just got a call from my sister, HER mother died as well!”

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A blonde secretary joins her boss on a business trip.

They arrive the night before and stay in a hotel. She is told to meet him at the meeting at 9:00am the next day.

One and a half hours into the meeting the boss calls his secretary to find out why she has not shown up?

The boss: “You are 1 1/2 hours late! Why are you not here?”

The secretary: “Well I am having a little bit of trouble getting out of the room. There are three doors. One of the doors is to the closet, one of the doors is to the bathroom and the other door says DO NOT DISTURB!!”

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