Blonde & Sheep
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Loading ...A blonde dyed her hair jet black so that people would think she was smarter.
It seemed to work. People treated her with more respect, and she even felt smarter.
To celebrate, she took a drive in the country. She spotted a field full of sheep, and got out to take a look. She found the farmer and said, ” These things are so cute, and soft. What are they?”
“Uh, they’re sheep, miss,” he replied.
“If I can tell you how many sheep are in this field, can I have one?” she asked.
“OK,” replied the farmer.
Feeling very smart, she looked around the field and proclaimed, “347.”
“Exactly,” exclaimed the farmer. “Help yourself.”
She picked up an animal she liked and was walking back to her car when the farmer said, “Miss, if I can tell you what color your hair used to be, can I have my dog back?”
