BLONDE SWIMMER
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Loading ...A local TV station sponsored a contest for young ladies who were to swim across Lake Ontario. The winner would receive a modeling contract.
Three women entered…a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.
The winner was the brunette who made it in twelve hours, followed closely by the redhead who came in 30 minutes later.
When the blonde still hadn’t come in two hours later, they sent a boat out to pick her up. They found her exhausted and angry about half way across the lake.
“They cheated!” she sputtered as they pulled her in. “We were supposed to use the breast stroke and those two used their arms!”
