Blonde Traveler
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette sign up with a tourist group and charter a double-decker bus to go to London. There are only two seats left on the bottom of the bus and only one seat in the top section of the bus available when they board. They decide to take turns riding in the top and flip a coin to see who gets the first turn. The blonde wins the toss.
A couple of hours later, it’s the redhead’s turn, so she walks up the stairs and sees the blonde sitting there scared half to death. She’s clutching the seat in front of her so hard that her knuckles are white. “What’s going on?” the redhead asks. “We’re having a grand old time down below.”
The blonde replies, “Yeah, but you’ve got a driver!”