Blondes and Matches

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Once there was a blonde with a pack of matches, she took one match it didn’t light so she threw it away. She took a second match it didn’t light so she threw that away too. She took a third match, it lit, she blew it out and put it in her pocket and said, “This one is good I better keep it.”

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