blondes at a horse show.

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Two blondes go to a horse auction and buy the two finest there. So when they get them home they say, “How are we gonna tell them apart?” The other one said “We’ll put a notch in one of their ears.”

So the next day they come back and both horses have a notch in their ears in the same place. So now they put a ribbon on one horse’s tail. So the next day they came back and the ribbon had fallen off. So now they cut off the tail on one of the horses. So they came back the next day and both the horses were missing a tail. So the one blonde said, “You take the white one and I’ll take the black one.”

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