Blonde’s Mailbox
One day a guy was out doing yard work when his very attractive blonde female neighbor came stomping outside, walked to her mailbox, opened the door, slammed it shut, and stomped back in.
A few minutes later the blonde stomped outside, walked to her mailbox, opened the door, looked in and slammed the door shut again.
This continued 3 or 4 more times.
The last time the blonde flung open her door, marched to the mailbox flung open the mailbox looked inside and slammed the door shut harder then ever.
Confused, the man asked, “Something wrong?”
The blonde looked at him and said, “Yes there’s something wrong - My stupid computer keeps saying ‘YOU’VE GOT MAIL!!’”