B.L.T.N.T.
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Loading ...A man walks into a diner and sits down. The waitress comes over and hands him a menu. He hands it back and says “I already know what I want, I want a B.L.T.N.T.”
The waitress looks at him with a confused look and says,”I know what a B.L.T. is but what does N.T. mean?
The man replys, “Bacon, lettuce, and tomato not toasted.”
So the waitress goes and gets his sandwich. After he eats it, she comes over and asks, “How was your lunch?”
The man replys, “S.O.B.”
The waitress is insulted, she says, “What do mean S.O.B.?”
The man says, “Soggy on bottom!”
The waitress says, “Well, S.H.I.T.”
The man is getting mad because of the way the waitress answered him. He says, “What do you mean by talking to your customers like that?”
The waitress calmly replys, “S.H.I.T., shoulda had it toasted!”