Blueberry Hill
There was a kid that came in 30 min. late, so the teacher said, “Where were you?” He said, “I was on top of Blueberry Hill.”
Another kid comes in 1 hour late, and the teacher says, “Where were you?” He said, “I was on top of Blueberry Hill.”
Then a girl comes in an hour and a half late, and the teacher says, “Let me guess, you were on top of Blueberry Hill?”
She said, “No, I AM Blueberry Hill !!!”