Board Meeting
After a long, dry sermon, the minister announced that he wished to meet with the Church Board, following the close of the service.
The first man to arrive and greet the minister was a total stranger. “You misunderstood my announcement. This is a meeting of the Board Members,” explained the minister.
“I know,” said the man. “but if there is anyone was who more bored than I was, then I’d like to meet him.”